Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.