Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.