Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!