Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle