Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle