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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you take your coffee?

Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.