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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.