100% abracadabra
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.