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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now