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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even