What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.