Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.