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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.