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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons