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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.