Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.