Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.