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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Scar Jokes More Scar Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Heel Jokes More Heel Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Wound Jokes More Wound Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Achille Jokes More Achille Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.