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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.