What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths