What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!