What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.