What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...