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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)