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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!