What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.