What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.