What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.