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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.