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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.