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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.