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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!