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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.