How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives