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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives