How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives