What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

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What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent