What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter