Liquid Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives