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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives