Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink