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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.