Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.