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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives