Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.