Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives