What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!