What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER