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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!