What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!