What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!