What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial