What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER