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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.