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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!