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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew