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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.