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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.