What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

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When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien!

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."