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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"