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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"