Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!