Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is Biz Markie's favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear