Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"