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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"