What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.