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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."