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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.