What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.