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Not march.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.