What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.