What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.