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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.