What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.