Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker