Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary