Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Clash Jokes More Clash Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

March Jokes More March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......