Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.