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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!