Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!