Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.