Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!