March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Previous Random Joke Next
S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!