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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!