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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!