Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line'?

This is no joke.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!