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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

S Jokes More S Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap