Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.