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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

S Jokes More S Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Who won the race?

Society.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.