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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Sql Jokes More Sql Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.