3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)