3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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How old was I when I was 3?

Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

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To see who shot his "paw."

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.