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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.