3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What else?

You've walked out of wife

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.