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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated