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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.