Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.