Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.