Mutated
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Pupil: I get up early!
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Yellow Jackets*
Because their horns don't work!
A switch hitter.
Because the cow has the utter.
The cow has the udder.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Because they can only count to 3.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
It would only admit one.
Criminal Intent.
A tourist.