Mutated
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They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Because they don't C#.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because they grew a part.
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because they can only count to 3.
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
The cow has the udder.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
