Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.