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Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high