Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?