Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!