What do you call a girl in between 2 ho...

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane