Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.