Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard