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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.