Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.