Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.