Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard