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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.