What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.