What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!