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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.