What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!