Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Au!
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
The one with the smallest
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Cracker.
With a crowbar
Attire.