Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.