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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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A penny.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C