Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.