What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!