What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.