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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Trois Jokes More Trois Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.