What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Who drowns?

The boat.

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.