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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!