Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
A francophony
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
The cow didn't make it.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
He was un hoppy!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Grandpa.
Allahu Ackbar!**
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.