What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!