Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!