Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.