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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes More Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!