Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.