The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Get thee to a nyanery!
The Cat in the AT-AT
Turn off the Playstation.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
In Sink!
By how fast it sinks.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because the bicycle was two tired.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!