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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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Who wins the election?

America.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!