What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

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The guy gets fierious.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free