April Sale - 20% Off

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Salmonella Jokes More Salmonella Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella