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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody