Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

You might also enjoy:

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.