Salmon Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

River Bank Jokes More River Bank Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!