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Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What smells funny?

Clown poo!

River Bank Jokes More River Bank Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!