What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route