What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon