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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam