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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!