What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!