What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route