What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella