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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.