What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.