Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
With a monkey.
Terrible at CC
Because they love nitpicking.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Ooooooh, aaaaaah...
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
About 6 hours.
It's won't be long now!
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.
It won't be long now...
Monkey vomit
Orangu-Tang.
Over-dressed!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A hot air baboon!
He just monkeys around on the line!
A monkey
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
Where monkeys sleep.
Paul stop monkeying around!
With a Monkey Wrench!
Yo You peel me
With a monkey!
A Baboom!
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
They slide down the banana-ster!
At the monkey bars.
A Meringueutan
A cross.
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
Just don't monkey with him.
There are too many cheetahs.
I've banana roll lately.
A babooooom!
The Mediterranean Sea
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Looks like we got a tail.
Carlos
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Nothing. We're on reddit
A transplant.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because they got nun to love them
A cantaloupe.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
