Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
With a monkey.
Because it was dead.
Terrible at CC
Because they love nitpicking.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Ooooooh, aaaaaah...
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
About 6 hours.
It's won't be long now!
Tom Cruise
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
A BABOOM!
A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.
Macaque
It won't be long now...
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
Monkey vomit
Orangu-Tang.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
When the monkey wants its bum back?
Over-dressed!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A hot air baboon!
He just monkeys around on the line!
A monkey
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
Where monkeys sleep.
Paul stop monkeying around!
With a Monkey Wrench!
Yo You peel me
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
With a monkey!
A Baboom!
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
They slide down the banana-ster!
At the monkey bars.
A Meringueutan
A cross.
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Just don't monkey with him.
There are too many cheetahs.
I've banana roll lately.
A babooooom!
Because it's undefined.
By m'tosis
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Really *sighs*
Shakespeare.
Prose before hoes.
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
A Friar
Because he hung around for too long.
He was sinusoidal.
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A historepost.
A horse and rider.
Re-tail.
A crowbar.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
