What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque