What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What is your mom's favorite animal?

Macaque.