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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque