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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Macaque Jokes More Macaque Jokes

What is your mom's favorite animal?

Macaque.

What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.