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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Macaque Jokes More Macaque Jokes

What's a woman's favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What is your mom's favorite animal?

Macaque.