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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Awkward Jokes More Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.