Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
About 3 inches.
They're both brown except the snowball.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
To match the rest of the household appliances.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Awkward.
Tinder and Mild.
