What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Awkward Jokes More Awkward Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.