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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!