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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.