What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

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What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.