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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.