What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.