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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Weasley Jokes More Weasley Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins