What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off