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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins