What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Willie Nelson

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Because they can't stop saving their work.

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He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!