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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR