What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!