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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Cause nobody would be looking for them.

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!