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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre