What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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War Biscuit

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Tennish

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A guide to aging.

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He doesn't believe in dog.

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They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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It had freed up one GB of space.

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A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!