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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Aye matey.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!