80th Birthday Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Aye Matey!

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Tennish

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.