80th Birthday Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

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Aye Matey!

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Angles in the Outfield

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Arduous.

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It had freed up one GB of space.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!