80th Birthday Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Well, the movie ended so

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They're stuck at C for years

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A pirate aye!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

Why are pirates pirates?

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