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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?

Aye matey.

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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Long John silvers

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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D, M, C, and A.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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X marks the pot, matey.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!