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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.